Mercury Rising Tank Top – Funny Astrology Excuse Shirt for Women

We all need an excuse sometimes—and what better than the stars? This funny astrology tank top is made for the cosmic girls who know their chart better than their schedule. Featuring the quote “Mercury rising is my excuse for everything” and the Mercury symbol, this tank is a playful nod to the power of astrology and personal chaos.

Whether you're blaming Mercury for your moods, missed texts, or Monday meltdowns, this soft and breathable tank keeps things chill, cheeky, and totally aligned. It's the perfect tank for astrology lovers, Mercury-ruled signs, or anyone who loves a good cosmic cop-out.

✨ Features:

Soft cotton/poly blend – light and comfy for summer

Quote: Mercury rising is my excuse for everything

Mercury astrology symbol graphic

Flattering women’s fit – ideal for layering or lounging

Perfect gift for astrology lovers, Gemini/Virgo queens, or spiritual besties